Honourable Indeed

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes...”

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Sometime later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Megan fox. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Megan Fox, You would have come up with Jessica alba . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Megan fox.”

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

The Four Letter Word

Facebook's new layout is annoying.

How I wish that this week ends quickly.

Its only Monday yet I don't feel like attending to classes anymore.

Screw it.

I'm going to make it through.

Share the World

Just got my project for this semester.

Apparently we have to build our very own

"Portable Mini Speaker!"

Jeng Jeng Jeng~

That would include the interior and exterior of the speaker.

Any ideas how a creative speaker should look like?

Designing the exterior would be such a pain in the ass.

Due date : 10/12/09

We will then be required to SELL our speakers.

Who would want to buy la?

I don't even think I'll buy my own project.

When We Die

Some people are just plain stupid.

I was driving the other day.

There was this Malay girl on a motorcycle.

Without a helmet.

SMSing some more.

I hope she would just bang into a tree and got flatten by a car.

Not my car though.

Lazy to clean my car.

And there was this Chinese man.

The way he cross the street was very admirable.

Walking as if the whole road is his.

Talking on the phone like nobody's business.

This is the time when the phone should explode.

Blast his head to bits.

I love cursing.

Only applies to stupid people doing stupid things.

Saya Punya 1.3 Saja

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently.

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Banyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang banyak bersih ...

Apek: err .... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang duit, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut. manyak sinang semputloh

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita. saya sudah lama potong. takda apa problem. bini saya banyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh. lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut.

Apek: err. lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha. saya punya 6 inci laa.

Apek: Tiu nia ma. lu jangan main2 haa. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.

Ali: Cilaka apek ini. nah tengok (opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang. gua tanya baik2. lu tunjuk lupunya lanchiau..

Ali: habis. lu takda percaya. saya tunjuk la.

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car. potong zaka. bodo punya olang.

Ali: Aiya apek lain kali lu sebut betul2 la. kasi susah saja. Bukan potong zaka la. Proton Saga lah

I Gotta Feeling

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....<

India in Birmingham

Second day of class.

Class was really lifeless considering the fact that most people left.

Really potong steam.

India flew to Birmingham.

Cina also flew there with him.

And Mr. Calv

The Chemical students were separated from us.

How I miss them.

Ah~ The good old days.

The best thing in this semester is that there won't be any exams till May next year.

Awesome la.

People like me sure no need open book.

Plus the stupid venue for our classes.

And our beloved lecturers.

Epic.

Happily ever after.